Don't beat around the bush

If you're tired of sappy, cliched Hallmark mentality greeting cards, well you're in luck; there seems to be a push lately towards just tellin' it like it is, a world where a duck is a duck and fu...well, you can finish that thought.  One purveyor of the push towards an honest greeting card is Ella Studio, lettin' it all hang out:

Also, for the less expletive inclined:

Pretty, yet packed with a punch, these expressions notecards are printed with metallic silver ink on fancy Italian paper because, even though you're telling someone off, doesn't mean you have to be rude about it!  Find the perfect card for the ass clown in your life at Ella Studio!